Taper Madness: The Final Episode

If you've endured the tapering period before a race, then you've undoubtedly heard the phrase "taper madness".

Is taper madness real?

Is it psychosomatic?

Is it made worse by discussions of taper madness?

I don't know.

But, if anyone were to create an 11-plus-minute cartoon that metaphorically illustrates the facets of taper madness, such a cartoon would probably exist in the guise of a Ren & Stimpy episode and go something like this:

The button symbolizes an 8-mile run on the eve of your race.

That is all.